Friday, July 28, 2006

did you know...

If your like me sometimes you have trouble starting up a conversation with someone you don't know. These are some quick facts that are sure to get a conversation started. all you have to say is; "did you know..."

-Chuck Norris invented the spoon only to the fact that killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

-To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

-The WD in WD-40 stands for Water Displacer.

-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

-George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.

-Unless you have a doctor's note, its illegal to buy ice cream after 6 p.m. in Newark, New Jersey.

-You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making ugly faces at dogs in Oklahoma.

-More than 100 pizza box-related patents have been issued since 1976!

-Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

-It was illegal to sell E.T. dolls in France because there is a law against selling dolls without human faces. (another reason why france sucks)

-If Wal-Mart was classified as a country, it would be the 24th most productive country in the world.

-In 2003, the U.S. Government spent about $2,000,000.00 on potato research! (thanks g-dub)

-Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

-Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister.

-Only female bees work. (the way it should be)

-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

there they are just everyday facts to start conversations. for more chuck norris facts visit www.chucknorrisfacts.com.

10 Comments:

Blogger TaylorW said...

only 3 people read this blog.
(Bryce, Adam, Taylor)

u gotta get some publicity kid.

7:09 PM  
Blogger jordan said...

i read it! haha..but i understand why chuck invented the spoon..knifes are pretty dangerous!


appreciate

9:21 PM  
Blogger Nick C. said...

haha thumbilina

2:22 PM  
Anonymous special needs mom said...

i read it...and you should know it isn't safe to let the slower kids play with knives!

9:40 PM  
Blogger Sleet said...

Chuck is Kickin'! Long live the round-house!

6:25 AM  
Anonymous slk said...

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10:45 PM  
Blogger b. sok said...

whoever "slk" is i would like to thank you for your comment but since it contained 0 word's i decided to delete it. sorry.

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you know...

- it time to put up a new freakin' post?!?!

8:49 PM  
Blogger jordan said...

ok..but i don't see my link on your page..hMmmM

4:12 PM  
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